Quote of the Weeks #75 and #76: Jeremy Saulnier

One month ago Jeremy Saulnier’s third theatrical film Green Room debuted in the US. Later this week we’ll post our review of that movie, which was the Movie of the Month for April, but in the meantime let’s look at Saulnier’s first two films. Blue Ruin won the FIPRESCI prize at the Cannes Film Festival’s Director’s fortnight. Back…

Quote of the Week #74: Key & Peele

Teacher: Okay, so that’s how it’s going to be, you all want to play, okay then; come on you Jakequaline? Balakay, where is Balakay at? No, Balakay here today? Blake: My name is Blake. Teacher:  Are you out of your God damn mind? Blake? What? Do you want to go to war Balakay? Blake: No. Teacher: Because we couldn’t…

Quotes of the Week #72 and #73: Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

Netflix released the second season of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt this past weekend and the reviews are already calling it a success. To celebrate, here are two of our favorite quotes from this past season. Head HERE and HERE for even more awesome quotes. Xanthippe: 1996 called. It want its clothes back. Kimmy: 2090 called. You’re dead and you wasted…

Quote of the Week #71: Mud

Mud: What’d you say boy? It’s a hell of a thing, ain’t it? Ellis: What’s that? Mud: Boat up on a tree. Hell of a thing. –Mud Last month director Jeffrey Nichols released Midnight Special, his follow-up to 2012’s Mud. We’re hoping to release our review of Midnight Special later this week (spoiler alert: It’s excellent).…

Quote of the Week #70: I’m Batman

Nic: Don’t kill me! Don’t kill me, man! Don’t kill me! Don’t kill me, man! Batman: I’m not going to kill you. I want you to do me a favor. I want you to tell all your friends about me. Nic: What are you? Batman: I’m Batman. Last weekend Batman made his ninth appearance in…

Quote of the Week #69: Netflix’s Daredevil

“Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, forgive me if I seem distracted. I’ve been preoccupied of late with, uh, questions of morality. Of right and wrong, good and evil. Sometimes the delineation between the two is a sharp line. Sometimes it’s a blur, and often it’s like pornography: you just know when you see it.…

Quote of the Week #68: Divergent is back!

Today marks the release of the third movie in the Divergent Series. Supposedly this one is “the best” in the series which honestly disappoints me. The first Divergent movie was so incredibly awful that it was a blast to watch and I somehow found myself using it as a means to defend movie adaptations (in a…